Not Everyone who works at the DMV is a Monster ...

But sometimes it sure feels that way!

Getting a Promotion in the Government ...

... is no different than getting a promotion the Private Sector at all!

Government is Great …

If you like Taxes, Red tape and the runaround!

You can shop at Old Navy ...

But dudes should never size each other up for shirts! (Toon courtesy of Dave!)

Always let the Big Guy go First ...

At least you can hide behind him when the cops come ...

The Aliens will get you!

Or maybe it's just a coma fantasy?

Do friends pay for friends coffee?

According to some women they should ...

Are strippers losing business to the Internet?

They are from me!

Worst Break-up Email EVER!

Well, unless it works ...

I also really suck at Photoshop ...

Will Ferrell eat your heart out!

Check out my Robowife ..

Here is my Robowife prototype ... actually it's just a fleshlight duct-taped to a mop and a pair of shoes ...

I don't mind getting Sex pictures from my friends ...

But please, follow the guidelines ...

Evileddy scores ...

... and gets an STD!

Evileddy gets a Date ...

And it doesn't end well ...

Rock Band is an Awesome Video Game

And Dar Wulfstaag is a sweet band!